alcohol

British for “drunk,” not angry like in the US. If someone says they were ‘pissed last night’, assume alcohol — lots of it.

“We got properly pissed after the match.”

Another glorious British level of drunk — beyond tipsy, beyond merry, into full ‘phone has been lost, dignity has evaporated’ territory. If you’re plastered, someone will film you singing badly.

“We got plastered at the pub quiz and still came last.”