insult

For people who operate solely on trends: pumpkin spice, infinity scarves, and whatever Starbucks just invented. Being basic isn't evil—it’s just aggressively predictable.

“Uggs and iced lattes? So basic.”

When something is so aggressively average it deserves a participation trophy at best. Mid items don’t offend you, but they sure don’t impress anybody either. Perfect for cafeteria food, dull classes, and that one show everyone pretends to love.

“This latte? Mid. Needed two sugars and hope.”