sport

Footy is basically the heartbeat of Aussie weekends. Could be AFL, could be rugby, could even be soccer if you're pushing it—no one fully agrees and that’s part of the fun. It's what everyone’s yelling about on the telly, what half the country builds their social life around, and the reason some blokes lose their voices every Sunday. Footy isn’t just a sport; it’s beers, mates, drama, and yelling at refs who cannot hear you but somehow deserve it. If someone invites you for footy this arvo, cancel your plans—you already have new ones.

Let’s grab Maccas and watch the footy this arvo.