Les définitions rajoutées par streetcreder

Short for magazine—because syllables are expensive apparently. Used when flipping through glossy pages pretending to be cultured.

“Grab that sports mag for me.”

Staying calm when life tries to serve you pure chaos. Basically telling yourself not to turn into a full dramatic meltdown even though your soul’s already halfway there.

“Keep your cool, bro, it’s just a quiz… kinda.”

A quick way to say yes, confirm plans, and pretend you’re spontaneous. Works even when you have no idea what the plan actually is.

“Ice cream at midnight?” “I’m down.”

To do absolutely nothing with people you like. Hanging out is 90% vibes, 10% deciding where to eat.

“Let’s hang out this weekend.”

The legendary weight gain that sneaks up on college newbies armed with unlimited dining hall buffets. Not guaranteed, but extremely likely.

“Unlimited pizza? Hello freshman 15.”