Les définitions rajoutées par 113NTMTFDP

When your brain temporarily disconnects from reality and takes an unpaid vacation. Happens most in long lectures.

“Sorry, I zoned out—what were you saying?”

A universal greeting meaning ‘hello,’ ‘what are you doing,’ and ‘please don’t make this awkward.’

“What’s good, man?”

A shortened ‘totally’ for when you agree enthusiastically but only want to use half the breath.

“We should skip class.” “Totes.”

A romantic undefined mess—more than friends, less than a relationship, and entirely powered by confusion and vibes.

“We’re in a situationship… I think.”

When someone gets dramatically annoyed over something small—like getting left on ‘read’ for two minutes. Salt levels may vary.

“Don’t be salty, it wasn’t that deep.”